It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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