my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I think people are normalizing furries
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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