Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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