sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
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