and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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