Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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