Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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