Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
there is glitter all over my balls
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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