I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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