Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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