All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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