you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
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