Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
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