dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
