how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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