he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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