is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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