doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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