It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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