In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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