i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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