how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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