actually, I'm a sock model
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Too much gin, very little bucket
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she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
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Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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