rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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