By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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