You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
im holly from the hills drunk
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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