then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
It's official drugs can't kill me
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
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