I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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