Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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