THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
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No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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