I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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