I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
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Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
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