You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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