can we get nightvision for the apartment?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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