Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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