There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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