we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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