So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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