Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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