she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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