I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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