it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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