I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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