we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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