one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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