it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
We need to rekindle our bromance
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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