I love black thongs
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
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At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Dick very happy bro
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