she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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