ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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