walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
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we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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