I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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