Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
please don't ironically join a cult
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