On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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