I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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