ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
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It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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