Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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