I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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