Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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